HEADER - HEADER - HEADER
Alliance: None CEO:
Kills: 671 HQ:
Losses: 384 Members: 87
ISK destroyed: 430.85B Shares: 2000
ISK lost: 71.46B Tax Rate: 1%
Efficiency: 85.77% Website: http://eve.oberon-inc.com
A corp full of retired bitter EVE vets who may or may not log on at some point just to see what's new to complain about.
Wandering the universe. Shooting it in the face. Then celebrating with Kraft dinner.



Join Channel "Oberon & Friends" if you want to say hello. No you won't be recruited.

What we used to require but don't anymore cause we don't want you.
* Minimum SP limit (something above 0 would be nice)
* Some experiance with pvp. Losing a 17 billion isk fit Tengu in Jita to Gankers does NOT count.
* Must have a mic and must use it on TS and mumble. We want to hear your voice. (But not from the bathroom)
* Mature Players that are looking for good fights. Other then the ones with your significant other.
* Exceptions for Skill Points requirements rare but not impossible
* References preferred. Yes your mother does count.

What we have to offer

-NOTHING!.
-Well okay lots of bitching and sarcasm if you want to be on the receiving end.
-But you can't add any of your own bitching. We have 10 years worth of stockpile we're trying to use

What you WON'T get.

* Reimbursement program for T1 and T2 ships
* Capital Reimbursements (Conditions apply and Skills must match corp/alliance requirements and be approved before hand)
* 23/7 PVE ops, small and large scale encounters with some of the best FC's in game. They'll be the ones shooting at you.
* The Chance to be part of a community that is like one big family. Disfunctional of course.
* Witty Sarcasm and Insults from a CEO considered one of the best. But only the insults. Anything else is a lie.
* And most important Kraft Dinner breaks.

Recruitment is closed at the moment.

Public Channel -
Oberon & Friends

CEO (but doing nothing that CEO's have to do):
Mining Forman
10 Most recent kills
Ship type Victim Final blow Location Value
Ares
Interceptor
Ev0ke
Tribute, V7-FB4 (0.0)
I: 63 C: 0
24 m
Malediction
Interceptor
Initiative Mercenaries
Tenal, Q1U-IU (0.0)
I: 10 C: 0
14 m
Stiletto
Interceptor
Ev0ke
Branch, BKG-Q2 (0.0)
I: 42 C: 0
27 m
Raptor
Interceptor
Ev0ke
Delve, NOL-M9 (0.0)
I: 12 C: 0
16 m
Crow
Interceptor
Ev0ke
Delve, UHKL-N (0.0)
I: 6 C: 0
19 m
Raptor
Interceptor
Morsus Mihi
Delve, 1DH-SX (0.0)
I: 23 C: 0
16 m
Ares
Interceptor
Ev0ke
Delve, E3OI-U (0.0)
I: 28 C: 0
20 m
Malediction
Interceptor
Ewoks
Delve, 1DH-SX (0.0)
I: 11 C: 0
18 m
Ares
Interceptor
Ewoks
Delve, 1DH-SX (0.0)
I: 4 C: 0
21 m
Ares
Interceptor
Ewoks
Delve, 1DH-SX (0.0)
I: 6 C: 0
21 m
10 Most recent losses
Ship type Victim Final blow Location Value
Malediction
Interceptor
Get Off My Lawn
The Forge, Messoya (0.3)
I: 2 C: 0
29 m
Crow
Interceptor
RAZOR Alliance
Metropolis, Todifrauan (0.1)
I: 1 C: 0
30 m
Crow
Interceptor
RAZOR Alliance
Metropolis, Todifrauan (0.1)
I: 1 C: 0
134 m
Claw
Interceptor
RAZOR Alliance
The Forge, Tasti (0.3)
I: 1 C: 0
24 m
Malediction
Interceptor
RAZOR Alliance
Great Wildlands, 8YC-AN (0.0)
I: 10 C: 0
21 m
Stiletto
Interceptor
RAZOR Alliance
Branch, CS-ZGD (0.0)
I: 72 C: 0
31 m
Stiletto
Interceptor
Morsus Mihi
Delve, Z3V-1W (0.0)
I: 13 C: 0
29 m
Taranis
Interceptor
Morsus Mihi
Delve, KFIE-Z (0.0)
I: 3 C: 0
19 m
Ares
Interceptor
Morsus Mihi
Delve, KFIE-Z (0.0)
I: 26 C: 0
22 m
Taranis
Interceptor
Morsus Mihi
Delve, C6Y-ZF (0.0)
I: 8 C: 0
23 m


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